I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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