no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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