I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Randomize
