Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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