i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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