Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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