cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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