Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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