She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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