Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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