I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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