We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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