honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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