Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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