I'm so fucking centered right now
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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