so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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