i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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