She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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