College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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