He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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