chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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