You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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