A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
