Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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