i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
it's great music for shaving your balls
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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