Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
