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erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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