Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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