so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it hurts more in the daytime
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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