whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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