You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
