Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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