i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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