theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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