I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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