So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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