a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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