I just pynch a tree in the face
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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