I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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