you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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