I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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