Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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