Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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