I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I have aggressive nipples.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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