but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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