dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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