I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
high people should be assigned attendants
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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