ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I am mentally ready for anal.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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