On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It's shark week go big or go home
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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