talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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