doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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