Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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