I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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