but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
