We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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