its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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