Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
