They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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