she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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